Test
Bueno, aquí va un test sobre quién dirigiría "la película de tu vida". El problema que le veo yo es que bastantes preguntas son muy extremas (haber cometido crímenes graves, verse envuelto en luchas, abandonar tu lugar y modo de vida por otra persona...), y creo que a casi cualquier persona de mi edad le debería dar unos resultados por lo menos similares.
En fin, el caso es que me ha respondido tal que así:
Relatively inexperienced (The Virgin Suicides, Lost In Translation) as a director, but already highly respected and connected -- her dad, Francis, directed all The Godfather movies, Apocolypse Now. Also, at last word she's dating Quentin Tarantino, so I'm sure he'll have some input into the substance of your film. Sofia's good at making the romantic drama that is your life. Who didn't have at least a lump in the throat at the end of Lost In Translation? She's already won one Academy Award for her writing, now she'll be the first woman to receive one for directing -- YOUR FILM!
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En fin, el caso es que me ha respondido tal que así:
Sofia Coppola
Your film will be 55% romantic, 29% comedy, 26% complex plot, and a $ 34 million budget.Relatively inexperienced (The Virgin Suicides, Lost In Translation) as a director, but already highly respected and connected -- her dad, Francis, directed all The Godfather movies, Apocolypse Now. Also, at last word she's dating Quentin Tarantino, so I'm sure he'll have some input into the substance of your film. Sofia's good at making the romantic drama that is your life. Who didn't have at least a lump in the throat at the end of Lost In Translation? She's already won one Academy Award for her writing, now she'll be the first woman to receive one for directing -- YOUR FILM!
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Pues a mi me ha salido Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Your film will be 54% romantic, 39% comedy, 28% complex plot, and a $ 27 million budget.
Be prepared to have your life story shot entirely in New York City -- though lately Woody's been loving shooting in London. Also, your music soundtrack is all jazz from before 1949. Filmography: Annie Hall, Manhattan, Stardust Memories, Everyone Says I Love You, etc. Woody has released one film per year consistently for the past 35 years. For the past 15 years he's been trying to make films like his older, funnier ones, just like characters in his Stardust Memories film suggest throughout. Regardless of his personal life, his films are American classics.
Ay ay ay.... que a mi me ha salido....
David Lynch...
Mierda, me veo en un saco como la Palmer...
Peor sería Uwe Boll...
Joder, pués a mí el conyuge de la suya señor Javier. Tampoco me extraña "Reservoir Dogs" y "Pulp Fiction" son dos obras maestras que tengo en mi puesto de honor.
Quentin Tarantino
Your film will be 39% romantic, 35% comedy, 44% complex plot, and a $ 42 million budget.
Wow! What a life you have led thus far! Action-packed, anti-social with probably dark humor. Quentin hasn't really made many films, but each successive one is a bigger and grander project ... and more violent. Karate CHOP! Your life story will probably star Michael Madsen, Uma Thurman, or some TV or movie star from the 1980s for which your film will be the comeback -- let's say Emilio Estevez. Maybe. Now that the QT is dating Sofia Coppola, maybe he'll get some tips about putting some lump-in-the-throat romantic moments in his films. Quentin's short directing resume includes Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, and Kill Bill Vols. 1 & 2.
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EL test ese esta mal, a mi me ha salido Terry Gilliam!!!!
One of the best film directors EVER to exist. Your life must be something special if we're going to dig up Hitch to direct the film version. His films are studies of masterful technique and visual storytelling. He also has six distinct signatures he puts in each of his films, one of them being his fleeting cameo walk-by appearance. I think another one is that the leading man is always wrongly persecuted for something he didn't do, and the leading lady is usually a blonde. He made many more films than just The Birds and Psycho. PLEASE go rent, buy, or view North By Northwest or Vertigo!
No sabía que HITCHCOCK pudiera ser el dirtector que hiciera la película de mi vida. O soy un tipo muy intersante o un aburrido de cojones al cual el gran Maestro metería en una de sus terpidantes historias de 'pobre hombre inmerso en situaciones que le superan'.
Vaya manera de perder el tiempo, en cualquier caso. Ha sido divertido.
No os quejeis, ¿sabes quién me ha tocado a mí? ¡¡¡¡CAMERON CROWE!!!.Debo haber puesto algo mal. Mi vida coincide en un 0% con la de los personajes de este "estupendo" director. Si me lo tomara en serio, ya me habría suicidado.
A mi me ha tocado el bueno de Woody Allen...aunque hubiese preferido que me tocase Hitchcock, como a Refo!
Pues a mi me ha salido Roger Corman... que cosas, no?
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